Feel My Awesome-Ness

Lost Ang Pao money

2012-01-26T12:29:00.009+08:00

SI HENRY

my cousin and i lol, that was warm up round all $2 but i put more lol

My nieces

My cousin and I. I know i look abit sleepy, lol just woke up.

Me and my nephew! he super cute keep talking. I told him to count his number of teeth first then can talk to me. lol

My other handsome nephew

My cousin lilin (13 yrs old lol) decorated her whole house for us to visit! so cute right? hahaha

My cousin and my niece! :))

Chio pic of my sis cos only side view!

hahaha no la still cute. I was trying out my camera functions

Snowing effect lol. she cant be arsed to entertain me :(

Dad me and sis

Chu Xi.

went to my mom's for reunion dinner. Played mahjong.. lost $30. lol

damn funny my uncle was trying to be "Hip" and started using alot of acronyms like LOL, CMI and GG.

He kept saying his daughter's tiles like GG and saying she was CMI play so slow. 这么慢换人 lah LOL He really fucking hilarious lah. cos my sis is like a tyrant mah she first time bring her BF james to greet them. My uncle said James "KE LIAN.. just now go down is not put parking coupon la is go the church there to pray for breakup", etc etc. "Ko lian dai"

Chu 1

Went to my uncle's place to gamble. My other uncle put like alot of bet compared to us, won $ and left. then another uncle came also put same amount and he said '那些名有'顺'的都是坏人' saying both my uncles.. lol

later went on to Yihao's to gamble somemore.. lost $30 overall that night. then wa they mahjong until morning i fell aslp. crawled home cos I needed to be host the next day at my own place.

Chu 2

I was just brushing my teeth, some of my relatives came. :x Gave them drinks and all and went to put random makeup and everyone came... was happy to see them all! :)))

My sis came back at 3+ in her SQ uniform and everybody took photo with her like celebrity wth? LoL

won $70 bucks! henry damn poor thing he lost alot of $ LOL then my niece is damn Chia one like me. say his section on the gambling table is like joo chiat, hers is Orchard road, trying to say he was poor. but he really super suay damn funny.

then later at night i really gian to play jio henry play again he won all my winnings! then later i break even again. but later at night go donald's place play he won all again!! i lost $80 i think. SIAN..!

okay.. sorry to bore u guys. just need to pen this down so next yr i know who to collect my debt from.. si henry

Gaigai good times

2012-01-19T19:08:00.003+08:00

Went to lie on this shiok shiok cane chair when the shopping centre was closing. somehow it was for exhibit or something LOL.

Few weeks back went Wine Bar with Huifang and Weiliang. Weiliang brought a friend, Alan. Damn noob come wine bar with bandage on his wrist. LOL we kept telling him don't 'exercise' so hard lah walao until have to bandage. shld cut down on his 'internet activities', etc. lol! if you get what i mean..

That's me and alan. Do I look abit high..? lol abt 30mins later he went to puke. hahahha

Wei Liang and me! lol opps abit dark.. hahah outside wine bar..

Weiliang didn't know how to zoom out first before taking the pic. LOL stupid idiot.

Me and hanabi zehzeh. btw she says HI to the haters who still linger at my site.

Oh me having High Tea with my boss.. :p ya i look abit noob without makeup.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MOAR HONGKONG

2012-01-18T10:35:00.007+08:00

Donald and me

lol

Rare group photo before we set off to HK

di siao the noob

Zo gang leh obama, stop nato-ing.

BWEHHH MORON

He's mine.. :(

My bf who always take me go Skycation. lol fly in the sky in the woods *dreams*

He is cute what. the cutest ex convict asia can have.. :X

Da S and me! :D

did i enjoy HK? nah

more like self entertain to make it fun really. lol the boys were quite bored also. hahahah

Overdued photos

2012-01-14T18:12:00.002+08:00

lol went for a bbq during xmas with donald's friends. went home drunk. LOL.
donald is really champion, he left me lying on his bedroom floor while he continue to use the computer. Only when he ready to sleep he wake me up so I could climb to bed.

asshole. lol

Group photo.. the one with the hat is Casey's pretty ATB gf.

Kyle was really bored there and I was plucking prawns to eat.. he say no pretty girl there. I say my hp got. So I went to take pic of myself and show him.

LOL

okay lah i look abit weird here. Tried to act cute to piss him off abit.

Anyway here's Joshua and I below. We just couldn't remember his name cos it doesn't match his face. Casey just gave him a random indian name RAMESH.

wtf right

hahaha xmas shopping with donald:

Iphone 4S front camera sucks right.

Happy new year pull your ear :)))

2012-01-13T18:39:00.002+08:00

lol

new year celebrations! :D
Bo bi me have a great 2012!

kana exposed is my hobby

2012-01-13T16:28:00.005+08:00

lol, right

i really cover up very well in edmw still kana exposed. ppl still 'bro' me inside. lol. all i want to do is surf the forum in peace.

just have to admit edmw csi team is zai.

anw since im at this topic, i just wanna say those girls who put their pic as edmw forum avatar is stupid n disgusting. flirt in some lame fanclub and all.

get a real life and real attention la pls. its damn sad.

edmw is the funniest thing in sg

2012-01-05T11:06:00.000+08:00

icansing wrote:

Jin emo...

as u all know she just went operation n i paid for the hospitalisation fee around 3k i top up for her the rest use insurance.

But this week, i call her she kept saying she in office ytd was till 12am. Then today i tried calling her from 11pm to now almost 4am...
she told me she still in office with her colleague!

Then said now with colleague discussing about project n will call me back once she reach home...

sibeh jialat.......

jq75 wrote:

LOL

Do you know what cock block means?

2012-01-05T10:35:00.004+08:00

Can you spot me? I'm wearing black shorts.

The picture is a little overdue from all the xmas celebrations. hahah it is amazing how we can still meet up often to party and hangout.. :) Love you guys thanks for being an important part of my life.

We've known one another since we were like 13, that is like 12 years! shit I just revealed my age. lol. We had gift exchange and it was hilarious watching Sigmund get owned by Guangxian (as usual). He used to carry a torch for her but she always kan him mercilessly. hahahahha.. I really should blog more often. See now I can't remember how their conversations went exactly. tsk..

Coincidently, I got guang xian's gift and she got mine. I bought Moscato lah. haha.

Anyway.. back to the blog post title.. Do you know what cock block means?

Note his expression at the last image. hahhaha

HONG KONG

2012-01-04T09:39:00.002+08:00

I was given this nickname hong kong since I was primary 1 jus because my surname was HONG. lol All the boys hated me cos I used to smack their heads with plastic bottle. I was a tyrant. And I had all kinds of nicknames lah like Beehoon head, maggie mee, <-- cos of my hair

LOL

cb. Anyway, more hong kong pics!

Oh before that people thought Donald and Sze aik were gays until I appeared. So they wanna do some Tou Qing photo as above.. lol

The ultimate lose-money-at-macau faces.

hahahah Theresa teng got owned by me.

PAYING RESPECT?

When henry took this shot there were strangers laughing at him lol!

Retarded boys.. lol

Happy new year pull your ear

2012-01-03T18:49:00.002+08:00

Watch me own bruce lee

Happy new year folks!
Today is my first day of work for 2012. Nobody hardly has any mood to work lah, so obvious. hahaha

:p

Well, until Chinese new year is over i guess.. :)

Happy 2012!!!

2012-01-02T13:16:00.010+08:00

Spent the 2012 countdown with guangxian, tok, eric the r&b king, jack and donald at esplanade!

Wanted to go Harry's but it was packed. Need to spend minimum $150 then can sit down

Guess what she's saying?

She's saying FUCK OFF HARRY's!!

Everybody was seated on the ground and grass near the podium thingy for the music and coming fireworks. like freaking giao tor!

Managed to get into Loola's, which happens to have fabulous desserts. Loola is managed by Awfully Chocolate you see. Jack ordered some brownie, quite ownage. lol mine was so caramel mocha shit not that good but good enough.

They gave us props to celebrate the new year too! So cute can!

Yes even old school bubble blowing thingy, whatever you call it.

He was supposed to be doing blowjob.. hahahhA

We had like the whole balcony to ourselves lah at the restaurant because the moment the countdown ended, everyone went home. we danced n sang like nobody's business. lol!

Later we went esplanade rooftop. Guangxian was like hopping around LOL she damn high

Me: must HOP meh!

Guangxian: I hop I can reach you faster. i walk back ah, you count how many steps

so she walk to jack and then she HOP back again, "SEE! 11 STEPS! I hopped back only need 4!"

LOL

simi lan. hahhahAhahha

I think Jack is used to it, totally no response. LOL i love this girl lah fuck.

We must book at room at MBS nxt year DONT CARE!! lol

and must drink! hahaha must be previous night we just went clubbing la all damn nua.. lol

Happy new year my blog readers!

Oh ya wait, what is my new year resolution?
LESS CAB TRIPS!! Yes, it is major! and almost impossible.

New Year Resolution Bet

Donald just set one for me, to tone my legs while he gets his 6 packs. If he gets his 6 packs I will give him 500 bucks and if i get my sexy legs i get 500 too. BUT the one who didnt get it by end of 2012 needs to pay the other party 500.. meaning, either we even out the bet or the loser pays $1000 the other party!! omg! I will be $1000 richer or poorer. lol

i must start to exercise! $1000 CASH for you, donald teo? No way in helll!!!

Oh ya i was telling him I wanna make him a better person and he said I can be a better person if i start packing the bed, WHICH I FIND NO MEANING IN. make for what, end of the day imma open it up again. Whats the point at all when it is more comfy when the bed is messy.

lol! He says he will pay me $1 every time i pack the bed.. =.= go and die

How i'm going to die in about 50 more yrs

2011-12-30T16:14:00.002+08:00

LOL

i can't decide if it is a happy or sad thing to die this way.

Die with many presents! :DDDD

but by then I'll be old. lol would I still want prezzies?

Going St James tonight! I don't like st james leh.. lol but just go lar. haahah. very very alcoholic week man. Went zouk this wed also, tues also drink i think. did i?

December is like a month that I ALWAYS dunno how to differentiate betwn weekdays and weekend. lol everyday seems like weekend and I everyday not enough sleep!!

It's a happy month, too happy. Major upset = my wallet.

MRT SUCKS

2011-12-29T12:09:00.003+08:00

people always say hard to find gf cos singaporean girls very gcp (meaning materialistic).

if got car then can find gf, etc.

LOL.. i used to not care whether bf got car anot but the mrt is sibeh shit. bus is inconvenient. taxi is expensive until like siao. car also ex lah but if the guy have is really added bonus (provided he will pick u up n drive u home all the time).

transporting from one place to another in sg is really make me wanna si.

lol! dio stunned by sleeping beauty LOLOL

but most of the guys i dated still no car leh.

im not gcp!

more of zoukout 2011

2011-12-23T10:59:00.003+08:00

Stupid sigmund was dragging me to the platform to dance above everyone else. He even carried me on his shoulders lah on the platform! I really damn scared i fall lol and everybody was taking photos of me I could see all the flashes lah!

thank god I was in specs when I got up there lol hopefully nobody down there recognises me.

Guangxian they all were like damn pity me always kana drag by sigmund here n there. LOL. he kept laughing at me saying I should win the best improvement award cos i sec sch look damn jialat. =.=.

glad that i look more human now. lol got people call me CHOU BA GUAI BEFORE OK. fuck lol

Photobomb!! Guang xian and my angle is damn swee.

We partied until morning. lol song bo.

See the two idiots with middle finger.. lol

Drank at the carpark cos not allowed to bring drinks into zoukout. hahah

Opps. lol i love huifang, i can't help it. my hanabi zehzeh hahaha

<3 Sam!

The CTSS peeps!

My facebook profile pic. hahaha giant havaianas slippers!!

Its free! :D Mine is orange. It's gone missing at home now though. :(

:D Me and huifang.

Shuffling. LOL

Saw my brother there. LOL, wearing gray.

I look scary here right

LOL slutty malay boy. he whole night keep on kana me suan cos he looks like a malay and im damn racist towards them one.

Tok and me! >.<

photobomb effort by guangxian. hahahha

:D US!

hahaha :D

had fun. don't mind going every year as long as its with them.. :)

SMRT. IM BACK FROM HONGKONG

2011-12-22T15:34:00.005+08:00

HAHAHAHA

what the fuck right? They are so ON TOP OF THEIR WORK..!! hahahahhha
just kidding. it is a troll page of SMRT, not actual one. haha, still funny nonetheless.

I just came back from Hong Kong! It sucks ass and I got tionged and back.

HALF of the place is filled with ah tiongs. wtf. damn cold.. and dimsum is soooo over rated.

regretted going. really. lol i could have spend the 1.5k better. :T

on the last day the reality sank in (that I wasted 5 days there) and I got quite grouchy. lol Henry suggested to go KTV there to cheer me up. LOL. so sweet of him but limbu sore throat flu and cough.

haha tharik was like wearing those medical masks. damn funny look like terrorist. got this kid call him ah neh neh and he went to scare the kid or something. LOL so fuckin funny.

We went to disneyland as well. so fucking disappointing, 'cept the fireworks. They were nice. :)

Oceanpark was okay, the rides are not scary.. lol

haha

hahaha one of the scarier rides.

Sze aik was our baggage man cos he couldn't take the rides due to his motion sickness. so poor thing lol :x he paid entrance fee also.

That's me. hahaha i bought a beanie, only to spoil it 2 days later. lol

Random stunts. More coming in my next few blog posts after henry uploads the photos.. haha

Donald who became sick when he came back sg. hahah noob shit.

All the dimsums n ramen. That's me slurping my noodles. hehe

look what I got from HK!! A matching HP casing for me and my sis. hahaha! :D
cute right? :)

I wanted the fairer bear but her macho bf happens to carry a hp casing of that colour so she prefers that. she is so in love la it is disgusting. LOL!! <3
but I have not seen her like that since 10 yrs back. :)

soooooooooooo many pictures from zoukout 2011 at siloso beach!

2011-12-13T10:54:00.002+08:00

how? i scared i upload all my blogger will explode

abit by abit k

:))

2011-12-08T13:40:00.003+08:00

jiak ho liao. random pics of me. lol

That day I was mugging for exam with the cuties. Val bought us all this chocolate.

Super old school lah. somehow I ate one I couldn't tahan liao. It had this abnn smell dunno why. super strong. LOL Eunice also agreed. hahahah.

I short hair nicer anot?

:D

nah its a wig. like real hor? hahaha. Bought at Plaza sing couple of weeks back.

hahah okay end of my random post.

what's the craziest thing you've done in secondary school?

2011-12-07T12:27:00.003+08:00

definitely not as crazy as this guy.

of cos its fake but his fake stories really WTF.

sauce: http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/eat-drink-man-woman-16/whats-craziest-thing-you-did-sec-school-3504677.html

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exam over liaoz

1 by 1 we boys get our kkj rammed at the lamppost.
(last time no camera phone. so we did these nobody GPGT and complain 1)

The girls at the side just look and laugh as we did these stupid things.

im the last 1. they purposely rammed my kkj harder at the lamppost.
when they throw me down, i tot i only left with 1 ball. but jump afew times, felt its back in place again.

wa buay song!

so we go target the girls that laughed.
They are like chicks running away from wolfs.

and I caught the slowest girl. we picked her up and rammed her cheesepies against the lamppost.
she scream and struggle until we boys very song. and nobody came to her rescue.
we bring it up a notch, we rub her cheesepies against the lamppost.

her screams became soft moaning.
den she pee. we quickly put her down and ran away.

(lucky last time no camera phone)

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we booked a chalet another girl's birthday.
after dinner BBQ, we all went back to the chalet to rest.
my other friends went out, say wan to explore the old changi hospital.
but actually they is went out to bring in the birthday surprise gift.

we knew the bday girl is timid, will definately say no to OCH.
and im assigned to stay back to keep an eye on her.
her sister also stayed back.
so now the chalet room only me and her and her sister. 3 person.

they were sitting at 1 corner having small talks and giggling. all secretive.
I got bored and lie down on the bed. unexpectedly i a hard on.
as im wearing boxers, its rather obvious.

i try to pretend im sleeping and flip to the side. den i heard whispers.
"did u see that?" "what is that?" "his boxer raised" "is he sleeping?"
"dont kay poh. come back here"

I think is her sister climb on to the bed and trying to see if im really sleeping.
I kept my eyes closed, continue to pretend sleeping.
"he already sleeping liaoz. its alrite la. come come."

They try to touch my kkj but im "sleeping" in the fetus position. they cant get close.
Den i decided, i flip over to the 大 position. expose my tent for them to explore. while keeping my eyes closed.
they touched it, lick it, smell it and even try rubbing it. i jizzed a little.

den the bday girl remove my boxer and grabbed my kkj, warned me not to pretend sleeping anymore or she will chop it.
I instantly jump up, run to a corner of the bed.

they come up towards me, pin me down and proceed to give me a bj.

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LOL like seriously?

funny thread.

but there's one particular story, I can't decide if its real or fake:

pee in classroom into plastic bag during oral exam.

teacher die die dun let me go toilet.

pee alr i throw the bag out of the window.

LOL wtf right

Meeting the right people at the right time

2011-12-06T10:09:00.004+08:00

lol.. Just wanna write about this. Think i mentioned this before when I met Suyi and Hiromi during my temporary work days at NLB (5 yrs back).

I was really happy that we met even though we knew down the road we wouldn't be close anymore so we treasured the time together. lol they always ask me to stop treating them stuffs cos I converted to permanent in NLB and got extra moolah that time. hahahha. well, they were proceeding to NUS for studies then.. I brought them around sg to eat at different places after work and we even started a blog to share recommendations for pigging hideouts for one another. Hahahaha though we don't meet up anymore, im really glad they were there for me then if not my work days then would be total crap.

Anyway.. just before I'm about to graduate from school of murdoch, got to meet Berlinda, Eunice, Darren and Valentina. :))) we skipped class to go ktv. HTHTs, mugged together, spent most of our time talking, me smuggling them into library meeting room at level 9.and us trying to smuggle cupcakes into the premises. lol

Esp my 2 darlings:

me too. :)

Val says she never go zouk before wtf. LOL but she likes long island tea. anyway, i told them i will open one bottle on the 30th Dec. It's an After Exam party!! :DD

maybe calling donald along. lol. see how but cannot let him know the bottle is i treat one or he will kb me. :(

Anyway val is really freaking funny, i caught her talking to her doremon soft toy once. it came out of her bag and

she said 'aiyo, 为什么你跑出来？" and kept it in her bag.

then she saw that i heard her and give the Oppsy face.

Me: Did you just talk to the doraemon?

She (with paiseh face)

lol damn cute right and wtf.

I need a good sunblock!

2011-11-30T20:32:00.002+08:00

Just seen bun's blog on her review on sunblocks. LOL she really used ALOT of sunblocks before. and her face i think same as me, abit oily one. I need to get my hands on this fast! cos I like very long nv put sunblock already.. :x

I tried alot of BB creams also like always cause my face to be oily at the end of the day. damn irritating. Almost wanna give up already. any kind soul out there can recommend any good bb cream? :)

2011-11-29T12:00:00.003+08:00

I can relate to 99% of them lol. but which is my favourite?

receiving hand-written letters. <- even more than 'when someone tells you they never want to lose you'

because that's what they say at that moment, or that could be a lie. It will change.

But the sincerity someone puts into a hand-written letter, it is immeasurable. :)

and I get to keep this memory for life literally!

Anson's proposal

2011-11-28T17:11:00.009+08:00

LOL actually I only met Anson once. It's Donald and his gym friends' clique la.

Why did I join in? For fun and alcohol. LOL. no la we were going zouk and Anson booked a hotel room next to zouk to propose to her with flower petals and all so might as well tagged along. oh it happened last last Saturday.

Guess what? It was a total success. hahah she totally didn't expect it. :)))

The boys wore WILL YOU MARRY (one letter each) and pointed behind where anson came out from the bathroom with the word 'ME'

LOL we were discussing at first like where's the question mark lah. Like 'Will you marry me' becomes an incomplete question, more like a statement which doesn't sound right either. lol!

Afterparty at winebar~ cos the boys were high from the bottles at the hotel like already. Lol i got 5 of them free passes to zouk lah on a saturday night lor! wasted!

Here's Biyi, Michelle and me! Biyi is anson's fiancée. :)

Anson and Biyi

Me and Andy haha

The above pic is on the non-alcoholic group. LOL.

This guy friend of theirs, i dunno is tiko or high but behaving quite strange LOL.

forehead v high.. hahahha

Drinksssssss lol

Stupid brian train until so big he can one person block so many. hahahha!

LAWL. lol

Anyway congrats to the both of them!

Oh ya cos we finished quite alot of drinks and anson asked them to pay up. Brian said 'the bottle felt so light in my hands from the start I can't even tell that it was full bottle'

cos he too fit. lol! so annoying

HahAHha

2011-11-23T10:45:00.001+08:00

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma...
Sincerely, the Titanic

Dear Kids,
There is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents.
Sincerely, Wikileaks

Dear credit card,
Please stop being so easy to use. You are the sluttiest thing in my wallet.
Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear Trojan Condom company,
You do realize what happened at the Battle of Troy, right?
Sincerely, they got in!!!

Dear Turkeys,
We feel your pain. They only love us for our breasts too.
Sincerely, Women

Dear diamonds,
You are no longer a girl's best friend.
Sincerely, gay men everywhere

Dear iPhone,
Why didn't anything happen when I chose airplane mode and threw you up in the air?
Sincerely, you're the worst Transformer ever.

Dear people who type in all lowercase,
We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Sincerely, capital letters.

Dear visitors,
Instead of rubbing my wife's belly and saying congratulations, why don't you rub my balls and say great job?
Sincerely, unappreciated husband.

Dear inventor of tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
Sincerely, curious.

Dear Myspace,
I'm sorry, what was the name of your movie?
Sincerely, Facebook

Dear Whisper,
There's no such thing as a 'happy period.'
Sincerely, Women Everywhere

2011-11-21T17:51:00.006+08:00

This is THE point in my life when i realise these 3 categories of people.

Friends you call friends may not really be your friends. Some only look for you when they need $, some only look for you when they are single, and some don't even look for you unless you look for them. Some don't bother to maintain the friendship because they know you'll always be there for them, they rather hangout with people who needs these superficial attention (usually applies to girls). well, i'm outta here, as much as i appear to be aloof i do get affected okay.

These are the people you should toss into the last category "People who never will" so you will stop wasting your time on them.

its quite sad but anyway.. you only need a few friends in your life, your closer relatives & family. Maybe that's why i'm always so ready to cast alot of friends just out of my life cos I'm okay with meeting new people and changing 'batch of friends' to hang out with when it happens.

I wonder if wei liang will be one of them when he gets attached in future. :( Not that I wanna be judgemental but most of my guy friends are like that. lol

Puzzled

2011-11-18T15:13:00.006+08:00

u know, i always think that people who read my blog are very boliao people because I write too many boliao stuffs.

lol

Then, I found my blog link in a reader's blog (thanks to the referrals function in nuffnang).

LOL. The sites he read is like of proper quality writing while mine is just loads and loads of bullshit.

and his description of my blog is just 'lol' because he knows it too.

hahahhhahaah

hi Kapil. :)

Anyway, Noraisah pasted this on my facebook wall. I thought it was meaningful. Simple and meaningful. How many people truly know how to treasure these FREEBIES in life?

I love you ah yan. lumber 1 in the world. lumber 2 is huifang. 3, maybe donald can la.

hahahah

Swiss Culture Cheese Fondue

2011-11-15T14:44:00.002+08:00

Yumsssss!

Had cheese fondue with huifang at swiss culture last night. (I koped this pic from the net)

It was good. Afterall it's an award winning cheese fondue. It was rich and smooth, but towards the end, they off the stove and somehow there was this layer of oil when we were finishing the cheese. :(

spent quite alot lol we bought a plate of sausage to go along with the cheese fondue, a plate of rosti and Caesar salad, accompanied with wine la. bill was $136 i think. hahahha!

I must wake up earlier more often to go to work so I can make up for the $ with less cab trips. lol. quiet place good for a catch up during a lazy weekday night. :)

PICS

We were supposed to take the pic with the backdrop but keep on frame wrongly. So Huifang and me decided that we should just take the backdrop itself lah so mafan.

lol

Quite nice right look so yummy with sugar coating.

Yeah yesterday was a Monday and every Monday should be like this lah!

Love her LOADS

Loving my life

2011-11-09T11:12:00.008+08:00

Minus the schooling part. :) hehe

Let me recall what I was up to..

1) housewarming..

My direct boss, Gracie, has a new house. There's a swimming pool right outside her balcony lah so shiok.

2) Drinking

Went to Zouk a couple of weeks back as Above and Beyond came! WOAH! love the music!

My new friends! Lovely couple. :) They're engaged. I LOVE SAM LAH she's such a sweetie!

My favourite favourite bff

hehehe me and Sam

That's Johnson and Huifang "lovey dovey" HAHAHA.

3) Mahjong

Opps no pic. I just went mahjong with Donald, Umi and Bun (and Kenneth, her bf) at Bun's. She cooked pasta for us but because she's never cooked for so many people (including her family), her recipe got error LOL. before she served us, she had a disclaimer first saying today not very nice. lol cute. Love it anyway.. :)

4) KTV

Went KTV with my sis, woah my school mates (we zao class halfway.. :x), they kept giving me heartshape eyes and shooting heart shapes to me as I sang. lol wtf, damn exaggerating.

5) EATING

HAHA.. favourite thing to do. And almost my favourite thing to do with Lao Pa.

He says he wanna help me take a couple shot with the guy behind wth right.

I Have no idea why i look like a vampire here.

Queueing for ice cream!! :D

Yums. I know i'm eating it like its not yummy. In fact alot of my friends say that I always look tortured when I'm eating things, even when they are yummy. I just have the very nonchalant look :x

See I made them friends. :) lol Umi kept losing 5, 10 THROW MY FACE!! hahahaha

cock face.

Went for a dinner with Huifang and my sis also at Shin Kushiya Suntec. lol I love it there la! quiet and nice food! I can stay there for HOURS with sake, the food and the desserts man.. lol

It was huifang's bday treat! :D Love you happy happy belated birthday again! :)))) MWAH! chocolate fondue gaigai next ok?

lol Weiliang was saying we shld hang out once a mth. hahaha! YA WE SHOULD KNN!

6) Holiday

Just came back from BangKOK!!!11!!!!ELEVEN!!11

We stayed at Lebua Hotel. Knn expensive but treated like empress and emperor. hehehe. love the place to bits lah! It was featured in the Hangover 2 Movie and they put it outside the hotel lobby lor the poster. wth.

Shiok right so big. Yup.

Opps side track abit, this was taken in the plane.

and we were waiting for cab to go to the airport. See freaking donald so lazy sit on the luggage bag.

Ok back to the hotel. The freaking hotel room is huge. LOL, fucking shiok. First thing to do there when we reached the hotel is to NUA, cos its damn inviting.

They still have the old school MRT system we have. Those super thin translink card. Was it call translink card? LOL i can't even rem.

This is our balcony view from our hotel room.

They are encouraging Thais to learn English I suppose. it's on the billboard of their MRT.

The freaking ramen will move up and down one okay. so innovative. Anyway, there are like 50% of Japanese food restaurants la, as much as Thai Food. wth right? I still have no idea why.

The balcony view woah, damn high. at night very nice and sometimes we're inside the clouds lah at the balcony. lol. Here's the night view. Swee right?

He was really frustrated cos he was trying to feed me but I was trying to take a photo of him.

Lol Just woke up. :x I know I look abit kiddy without makeup lah.

I took this photo so I can tag all my lame friends as SHIT in facebook. HAHAHA.

Oh I took this pic using 'donald' as a front so I could take pic of the handsome ang moh hee!

Found a guy to do threesome with Donald but he refused. :(

Guess what song were they playing? freaking NAN ER DANG ZHI QIANG okay! WTF right lol damn pro somemore. And later they played Hotel California! Buey tahan man! If not for the hot sun I would have stayed to see what was gonna be next. lol

LOL simi lan jiao right the whole freaking store sells denim goods

lol some of the lame things we do.

I told him there's a chiobu beside him but he shy to look. so I took a photo for him to savour later. LOL.

We had dinner at the roof top. damn shiok! super windy la and they kept trying to light our candle. I was like forget it man, its not gonna work la.

Nice view. :)

Went shopping also. See some ridiculous stuffs lol

ITS ME, WEEE! *STYLO POSE*

I know I look like ALIEN with my oversized sunglasses.

See the shopname wtf. LOL LAMPA SIBEH DUA

Blowjob 2. lol

And I ask donald to go there get molested by this guy.

LOL this blog post pretty much sums up what I love to do most of the time. I'm easily contented i guess. HAHA.

Yes yes I very long never update my blog so this makes up for at least 1 month lah wah lao. so many pics.

:T

2011-11-03T09:05:00.003+08:00

ENTER SHEN MI PASSWORD

Adelyn Hosehbo

2011-11-02T17:54:00.010+08:00

Huifang pasted to me the EDMW thread via twitter and i got so riled up reading this:

The original person who posted this picture bother to censor all these for what. let's see who is this lan jiao girl:

Look like guy?

I think look like monkey.

Because her brains haven develop that's why talk like a dick.

This is the NEW GENERATION of singaporeans.

THIS!!!

This bui kia please jus fuck off lah okay. it is NOT CUTE (Your status, YOUR POSE and copying a LOSER)

WHAT IS UP WITH KIDS THESE DAYS!?!??!?!!? Can anyone tell me where they get their examples from? wtf?

I REALLY will kan the girl if i see her realife. if u know me, u know i'll do it.

I know of people's parents fuck them up for real but no matter what, who the fuck hits their own parents? its just morally WRONG, wrong through and through. At the most we just HANAR HANAR at our parents or just shout abit. Using violence!?!??! Somebody who's been paying for your meals, bringing you up, esp when you were a baby you know your mommy how many hours of sleep per night anot?? They wake up every single night for you okay for MONTHS!

I cannot imagine her mom's face when her own daughter slap her. Was she crying? :(

How did Adelyn even bear to slap twice? wtf?

If you think 2 slaps for her mom is bad enough, she also stole her mom's jewellery and pawned it for $$. Her mom didn't even charge her. I wouldn't lah but if my girl was so rotten, wtf mummy will visit you in girls' home tomorrow ok? Ccb?

She really think she very satki serious. what the fuck. Please go wash your monkey face and apologise to your mom. I think her mom will still forgive her but if BY ANY CHANCE, you're her mom reading this, i suggest you cut away all her source of $$, see how her AH LIAN BENG friends can save her.

Who's the boss when you're young?

Your parents. Know that.

Who's gonna be there for you all your life?

Your parents, your siblings. Know that.

Not your "concerned" ah lian friends who psycho you to smoke your knn cigarettes. You're only 14 for goodness sake!

You think you're cool? You're a loser. And now everybody knows it too, unless you apologise to your mom sincerely. BYE and have a better life I hope.

And with this kind of saga, you can count on the MORONIC Steven lim to chup ji ka:

Gently pat the face you believe. Steven lim, your face kana lorry hit 10 times i believe.

THink your halloween costume very SATKI?

2011-11-02T14:06:00.002+08:00

NO HORSE RUN, THIS GUY

I love his double chin, delibrate pun here. If you don't get me, i meant i love it that he has the BALLS to wear like this.

edmw rocks

2011-11-01T00:24:00.002+08:00

LOL i was too bored and was surfing it and came across this thread

"Ask a malay guy anything". There is really a malay guy answering all of it okay.

Some interesting questions that I didnt even think of but would love to know.

Mr Darlie wrote:

Does malays bet on S'pore Pools?

can malays go claim the prize if they win? or must use proxy?

xboxer wrote:

Also hor, Malay got circumcise ceremony ah? Got a EDMWer invited loh.

Then ask you hor, do they cut the cock skin live in front of everyone?

If they do, do they tie that boy down and forcefully slice off the skin with a parang???

If have, next time invite me there.

u got eat pork before?
accidentally or purposely?
if have then what it taste like?
u got cry after u realized its pork?

Does Pocong exist? If untie really will give u money?

Why malays like to buy things in installment? <- wtf LOL.

xmysticalzx wrote:

what is mampos??

pigi mampos??

Die. Pergi mampos = Go and die.

NotCrone wrote:

why do malay love to wear hat that have a big gap between their head

is that cool or their brain ish empty ??

its cool to them.

Why mat yoyos always put a cap on the head and not wear it? Bigger space to put nasi lemak?

why u all like relac one corner

why malay girl like shoot raw inside

ts is bapok

How to masturbate without the skin?

chiBABOM! wrote:

u circumsize the skin how come never grow back? abit also don't have?

so far never grow back leh. I beleive if you cirumsize when you're a baby(yes there is such thing) it might grow back. that's why most of us will do it ard later years , say kindergarten age to 10/11yrs old max

MatrixFanatic wrote:

As Malay Muslims, how do you feel being a Singaporean?

Because the vibe I get from my Muslim friends are that they are insecure and for no reason think that the rest are being racist against them. Why is there such a mindset?

Yes insecured. People start treating you differently when they find out you're more religious. Also with more jobs wanting mandarin speaking, its kinda hard. I have friends who can speak mandarin, but they dont let others know and they tell me, sometimes their boss curse behind them and talk bad about them

Think when i bored can come back this thread again. LOL
don't say i never sic. http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/showthread.php?t=3463999

Happy Halloween!

2011-10-28T11:15:00.001+08:00

lol what? halloween?

no i'm not dressing up

I'm not even going out

Because there's mid term test on Sunday. WTF RIGHT.

sian balls. anyway.. my boss bought me funny cute treats. hahahah!

The Rat is sweet lor! No, I don't dare to eat.. lol

2011-10-26T11:40:00.003+08:00

enter shen mi password

Above and beyond

2011-10-26T11:35:00.011+08:00

My face like so pale compared to them. LOL

i have converted to be a Trance lover.

Above and beyond is like freaaaaking awesome.
Made alot of new friends! :)

went to zouk yesterday and I met kevin there, he is like forever working there?? He gave me some weird drink and huifang says its not even in the menu. Flaming Ferrari or something. Not nice lah, lol but later on felt quite nice. LOL. he wanted to give me flaming lambo next. siao but i don't dare. ahahah but free drinks are all HAPPY drinks. :D

lol you know you enter zouk if you're wearing white, the colours will pop right. lol their shirt n shoes were glowing and so were my bra straps. lolol

damn shiok party all the way man and drank strangers' beer. LOL, the tower is just there with no one and my friend just bring it to our table and ji tao drink.

every clubbing night should have music like this.

and be all the way to 6am.

minus the part I had to wait for my dad to get home because I had no keys.. :p

Guai Lan Timbre

2011-10-19T18:34:00.003+08:00

Jus came across an old picture.

Freaking timbre the Good Fellas refuse to play my dedication. LOL you can sms your dedication up and it will be displayed on the screen. i tried like soo many times la including lying that the dedication is for a friend who was having his birthday that night.

#BoliaoThingsIDo

Can you sense i was pekchek LOL. My friend asked me to add the word URGENT in front. like wtf? LOL this kind of thing how urgent can it get. hahahahha

2011-10-19T14:16:00.001+08:00

ben dan

2011-10-14T01:28:00.001+08:00

lol wtF

2011-10-13T23:31:00.001+08:00

:T

2011-10-13T09:46:00.001+08:00

hen xin ku

siao colleague

2011-10-12T18:06:00.002+08:00

mutual friend: huifang.

We're going ktv on monday, HF wanna come?

Next time i get married i do this okay.

Friends with Benefits

2011-10-09T16:14:00.002+08:00

Just watched the show at home.

What if you let go of the one person you're made for?

how would u know.

we'll all never know which one it is.

cheebye LOL

2011-10-07T11:33:00.000+08:00

JUST HAAAAAAD TO SHARE THIS

LMFAO WTF

Ah Bun Ah Mi

2011-10-07T11:12:00.003+08:00

Lol we went to limau again! Like after so many years we're still going back there right.
The roti john is still nice okay! since my poly days! goodness. hahaha

went to top shop change clothes.. we oh peh som then bun lose. but she dowan to wear the thing i picked for her. i picked a long ass dress damn ugly one. mahahhaha

My colleagues were saying I look good in orange! :) I think so too!

DAY 9- Something I'm proud of in the past few days

2011-10-07T09:28:00.009+08:00

its not day 9 but what the heck.

Hmmm. It will be tonight when I drink without getting piss drunk. I am going to be damn proud of myself.

lol as for the past few days...

lol perhaps being proud of my friends and myself, still attending for the annual class bbq. :)

Steal some pics from JW's cam. He's now a professional! Anybody interested in shoots?

Huifang, thanks for organising with leen!

The tired girls.. lol

Stupid dawn use own hp also must give act cute face

Thanks for making the bbq happen :)

The buddies.. :)

Think it was Jia Yi or Xue Min who was proud to take a nice pic of me.. lol

:) Xuemin, Jiayi and Me.

Cute Sha Sha. :D lol shes still like a kid lah

The Boys. nice shot!

Donald and me. I was pulling his ear. hahah

Dennis and me. Look at his shirt. Talk of the night. lol

Overall we had fun.. :) I was really happy.

Day 09- Something you’re proud of in the past few days.
Day 10- Songs you listen to when you are Happy, Sad, Bored, Hyped, Mad.
Day 11- Another picture of you and your friends.
Day 12- How you found out about tumblr and why you made one.
Day 13- A letter to someone who has hurt you recently.
Day 14- Pictures of 5 celebrity crushes.
Day 15- Put your iPod on shuffle: First 10 songs that play.
Day 16- Another picture of yourself.
Day 17- Someone you would want to switch lives with for one day and why.
Day 18- Plans/dreams/goals you have.
Day 19- Nicknames you have; why do you have them.
Day 20- Someone you see yourself marrying/ being with in the future.
Day 21- A picture of something that makes you happy.
Day 22- What makes you different from everyone else.
Day 23- Something you crave for a lot.
Day 24- A letter to your parents.
Day 25- What I would find in your bag.
Day 26- What you think about your friends.
Day 27- Why are you doing this 30 day challenge.
Day 28- A picture of you last year and now, how have you changed since then?
Day 29- In this past month, what have you learned.
Day 30- Who are you?

RIP Steve Jobs

2011-10-06T11:19:00.004+08:00

Back when I was in poly, when there was no iphone, only Ipod.. my friends were all crazily buying Ipods. The pure Ipod with 20gb (if i remember correctly). I was the only one with Creative Zen (another mp3 player).

They were all like 'walao mz, designer must support apple! Zen is so ugly!'

That was when I bought my first ipod shuffle.

~~~~due to PEER PRESSURE.. lol. And so it accompanied me during my night cycling days, etc until it disappeared one day.

Anyway, even though I'm not a designer anymore, it still impacts me (even without owning an iphone) cos everyone is using it! However, apple products are more than just looking sleek, having good quality or just being THE most popular brand in its industry, etc. lol. Apple is selling a lifestyle and i'm sure we all agree.

His legend will live forever.

RIP Steve Jobs

My favourite quote from him:

Creativity is just connecting things. When you ask creative people how they did something, they feel a little guilty because they didn't really do it, they just saw something. It seemed obvious to them after a while.

-- Steve Jobs

Because it is true.

Day 08- Short term goals for this month and why.

2011-09-30T17:39:00.003+08:00

wow lets just pretend it is october already
goals?

1) enjoy my halloween
2) go for all my HR Econs classes (such a drag..)
3) EXERCISE MORE (i am so nato when it comes to this)
4) Treat donald nicer? lol
5) go do my hair like finally

神是我

2011-09-30T16:22:00.007+08:00

Workplace law class..

Lecturer: So did any employment contract exist?
Me: Yes.. (Whole class saying nooo)
Me: (paiseh look)
Lecturer: Think carefully you guys. Is there a contract? The answer is yes.

Me: (widen my eyes with the tio toto face and opened up my arms with the I-told-you-so pose and told my 2 friends quite softly)

Me: 神是我

lecturer: (hit my head with his rolled up paper)

he knew i was the only one right and he heard my haolian statement. hahahahha

Anyway I just created a avartar in http://wshnation.sg/ (promoting work safety and health one lar) for fun. Guess which is mine?

had to be 2nd from the top left right cos since when zizi create a chio avatar for anything. lol. I thought mine was the ugliest but inside got worse. tsk.

PEEEEEEEEEEKtures

2011-09-30T15:18:00.002+08:00

Yes I've disappeared long enough. :D

Went to Siti's house for Puasa!! Her mom was damn cute, shy to meet all of us and stayed in the kitchen the whole night. wth right! I was going to the toilet and saw her there. Tried to persuade her to join us at the living and she said 'You carry me there lor' and stretched out her arms.. hahahah

i really become fatter hor look at my trotters. Yes I'm in blue!

~_~

Had a belated celebration for ah boy (my manager) gabriel. hahahah forced him to order some cock dessert, in a shape of a cup. he was like damn paiseh and we sang him a loud birthday song at Jack's Place. I think he should feel happy lor to meet us in nlb. LOL if not his work like so sian!? always gym and eat alone during lunch wth.

pardon me without my makeup.. hahah

Yes I just came back from... BKK! :D
Bought some clothes, I expected more though.. haha. went to the club (RCA) there. freaking haps! it was open air, foreigners had to pay extra 10 bucks or smth. alcohol one bottle like 50 bucks only. shiok or what! Got high with Sharmaine, Nicholas with their 2 thai friends.

haha. that's Sharmaine, Gift and me! Sharmaine had so many bees around lah i had to fend them off one by one. LOL. nicholas was like abit pissed off all the guys kept swarming in.. hahaha well, I TRIED, Nic!

Sharmaine and me. haha :D she's so nice and fun lah, glad to become closer friends with her now! :)

Went to Chinese garden with the CTSS Peeps. hahah lotsa lanterns and NONSENSE lor!! but Guang Xian's fb got hacked so I can't post much pictures here. nowadays alot of people's fb got hacked man. be careful!!

I was telling CCS to pretend to go into the newly wed's house.. lol okay la i know i always very boliao.

We also played candles and sparkles at the Macs near Jurong point.. i know right. so OLD SCHOOL.. hahaha

Guess what I formed? Dennis helped me with it lol
Clue: if you're a guy and you don't have it, you will have no gf <- True story

lol we were throwing mannnny sparkles okay. so fun i made a wish before i threw every one of mine. they gave me the look like i so greedy with my wishes LOL.. cos i really sound damn serious abt it AS IF all these throwing will make them come true.. ahahha

okay la thats all for now.. bkk pics of me n donald soon!

MIA-ed

2011-09-27T17:07:00.002+08:00

lol i know i mia-ed from this blog for awhile. sorry!!
Will be updating lotsssssssss because I'm back from BKK! :D yeah.. lotsa photos to upload.

also, i had alot of gaigai sessions as usual.. hahah

Did lotsa jiao things like playing lanterns..

yesterday just went KTV...

This sat I'm gonna have annual bbq with my sec school classmates!

and many in-between stuffs that I can't remember. gotta refer to my camera.. haha

Toodles for now!

Day 7 - A Picture of someone/something that has the biggest impact on you

2011-09-15T20:45:00.007+08:00

I stopped to think awhile. The 1st thing that came to my mind (and most people's mind) had to be something that has got to do with $$.

But biggest impact, really?

Biggest impact literally, on my face, has to be Johnny Walker Red Label. Hella awful, hella scary. Drank shots of it with other random stuff like champagne (omg I will never mix champagne with anything else again) and next thing I know, I am on the bed (once again) in the morning.

lol

WITH A TOOTH CHIPPED OFF. and my nerve was exposed okay, had to do root canal. Yes, $1200++ impact on my pocket and also painful impact on my tooth.

Biggest and greatest impact indeed.

Day 06- Favourite super hero and why.

2011-09-13T18:46:00.002+08:00

Captain planet. hands down

cos he is muther fucking funny! Funniest of all super heroes. He's scared of pollution. LOL. He may be the only superhero i am able to beat that's why.

Just spit at him cos he scared dirty and all.

Day 05- A picture of somewhere you’ve been to.

2011-09-09T18:31:00.002+08:00

how about some place i go to almost daily, complete with the vision I get there.

Day 04- A habit that you wish you didn’t have.

2011-09-08T18:26:00.002+08:00

CARELESSNESS. <-- what else!?

IT COSTS ME ALOT OF $$$

i think my whole lifetime lose more than 5x lah handphones. damn sad.

lol

NOPE, wont happen to my iphone5 which is coming soon. :D

also I lost alot of water bottles when i was young, purses, wallets, etc

lol

hate my stupid habit. isit even considered a habit?

DAY 3 - A Picture of You and Your Friends

2011-09-07T17:10:00.002+08:00

Random gaigai

Xiu hui, Jean, Velda and Mingzhi (lim bu)

HEE.

I've decided. My name is Alexis. Okay.

Alexis Hong Mingzhi!

fuck off la

2011-09-07T10:45:00.003+08:00

i always attract weird ppl seriously. wanna get my number try harder also wont happen. _|_

this is one of those days where i hate the world and everyone in it.

Got Pimples? Your body got dai ji

2011-09-06T18:27:00.002+08:00

Facial self diagnosis

Question: Do bags under the eyes come from indulging in too much
alcohol, from smoking, stress, aging, too much work, or lack of sleep? Which one?

Answer: None of the above

Discover the facial-organ correlations below.

Blockages in general mean blockages everywhere, not just in the colon or digestive tract, but plaque in the arteries too.

Source: M. Kushi

Bags under the eyes indicate a large intestine (colon) problem, or kidney problems. The bags right under, straddling the lower eyelids are kidney bags, the ones below them are large intestine (colon) bags. Don't confuse the two.

All the above items (alcohol, smoking, stress, aging, too much work, or lack of sleep) are lifestyle issues; they are not the cause of the bags under the eyes, they just aggravate it.

NOW WE KNOW.

i got problem with my lungs. lol how come. i don't smoke. :(

Day 2 - The meaning behind your tumblr WordPress name

2011-09-06T17:13:00.004+08:00

The meaning? My malay friend can't pronounce my name and calls me mizi (pronounced as mee zee).

I dunno wth is mizi but i am a mizi, according to her.

2011-09-06T13:02:00.003+08:00

http://www.tnp.sg/content/beat-cyclist-who-slammed-him

HIT in the back by a cyclist going fast along a footpath, the least Mr Chan Hong Liang expected was an apology.

But to his horror, the cyclist turned on the 56-year-old and beat him up so badly that he needed surgery for a fractured arm.

Mr Chan said that he shouted angrily at the cyclist "to stay off the pedestrian walkway".

Without a word, the man got off his bicycle, came towards Mr Chan and swung a fist at him.

-------------------

Not I wanna say these cyclists.. wanna cycle just cycle on the road la! I hate them! I dropped my stuffs all over the floor becos of cyclists on pedestrian's walkway once. Especially now with the rising no. of china assholes, they think Singapore is like china ah, cycle everywhere. damn annoying. The number of cyclists on the pedestrian walkway now increases like damn alot.

I don't hear people complaining though. Only I'm pissed meh? Ugh

DAY 1 - A recent picture of you and 15 interesting facts about yourself

2011-09-05T10:21:00.007+08:00

I have alien ears (protruding ones) which i cover with my hair.
I have naturally curly dark brown locks (also white ones since primary 3)
My sis and I are separated by 3 years and were also separated for 3 years
I can remember alot of funny things about people around me, which they've forgotten. just ASK ME!
I hate China and her people
I've dated 4 guys younger than me in my life. LOL fuck but I prefer older guys please.
If I were to count the number of boyfriends I had (including those nonsensical ones), I need to use my toes as well
i did not get my sharp nose from my dad per se, but rather, I got it cos my mom used to pinch it for me when I was a baby, to make it sharp. hahah. its true!! I don't believe now we can still giap our nose to make it sharp cos our bones already hardened la.
I don't like to wear jeans cos I think i look funny in them
Dark Gray is my favourite colour but I can take coffee brown for other days.
Biggest turn on in a guy -> eyes when he smiles and muscular arms =x
Biggest turn off in a guy -> bad hygiene. like yuck what else! no digging nose in front of me and no biting nails please!
My middle finger is really long, maybe cause I used to point it at people alot. You can come check.
I enjoy doing alot of things alone (shopping, cycling) and having lotsa Me-Time, jus doing nonsense and relaxing.
I'm HELLA LAAZY I will not deny. It was really bad when I was a teen. The fan was only 3 steps away and I was still lazy to get it on despite being hot and all. LOL. i hate it when people ask me to do things for them when they are lazy. cos who the hell they think they are when I AM ALSO LAZY (applies to ppl at work especially).

This is my "Mission":

Day 01- A recent picture of you and 15 interesting facts about yourself.
Day 02- The meaning behind your tumblr WordPress name.
Day 03- A picture of you and your friends.
Day 04- A habit that you wish you didn’t have.
Day 05- A picture of somewhere you’ve been to.
Day 06- Favourite super hero and why.
Day 07- A picture of someone/something that has the biggest impact on you.
Day 08- Short term goals for this month and why.
Day 09- Something you’re proud of in the past few days.
Day 10- Songs you listen to when you are Happy, Sad, Bored, Hyped, Mad.
Day 11- Another picture of you and your friends.
Day 12- How you found out about tumblr and why you made one.
Day 13- A letter to someone who has hurt you recently.
Day 14- Pictures of 5 celebrity crushes.
Day 15- Put your iPod on shuffle: First 10 songs that play.
Day 16- Another picture of yourself.
Day 17- Someone you would want to switch lives with for one day and why.
Day 18- Plans/dreams/goals you have.
Day 19- Nicknames you have; why do you have them.
Day 20- Someone you see yourself marrying/ being with in the future.
Day 21- A picture of something that makes you happy.
Day 22- What makes you different from everyone else.
Day 23- Something you crave for a lot.
Day 24- A letter to your parents.
Day 25- What I would find in your bag.
Day 26- What you think about your friends.
Day 27- Why are you doing this 30 day challenge.
Day 28- A picture of you last year and now, how have you changed since then?
Day 29- In this past month, what have you learned.
Day 30- Who are you?

Happy Bday Bun!!

2011-09-01T11:14:00.004+08:00

Woa, abit late for this update but anyhows, happy belated birthday to Bun! :D

The bday girl looked stunning that night. Guess what? she went to her mom's wardrobe, picked a random old dress and wore it to surprise her #soBUN.

That's bun wearing her mommy's dress. Forgot to ask the mom's reaction lol.

She booked a hotel room in MBS, wah lao the directions there to the hotel is horrendous. If only can take cab in MBS, tell the person drop me outside the hotel room. LOL so freaking big and lack of signs. Donald was happily exploring the place while Umi and I were frantically looking for the place. ugh. I was quite pekchek lor, but we also had time to take photos with the beautiful sceneries and all. HEE.

Donald and Me

Me and Umi :D <3

Anyway, finally found the place and the bday girl came to greet us. We waited for the pizzaman to come. Yes, we ordered pizza for dinner lol. While waiting, I was moving up and down (like semi squat pose) cos I say my thighs damn fat. And 3 of us started doing the same thing, donald was like giving us the wth face. LOL. also we tried to do alot of fuck face together and donald asked us to 'come here i take your fuck faces'

Bun is holding the ang pao money i gave her for her bday. LOL, i figured she needs $$ the most cos she damn freaking broke that period. hahahah

Finally went up and Makan!

Bun's good friends, Family and us! Donald, you're part of her 'good friends' woaaahhh!

Umi and Bun LOL wtf touch the breasts until sibeh open

Love them both la. :)

The birthday girl and me! :D

2 of her friends were whispering to each other and i stared at them 'oei this room got no secrets hor!'

LOL dunno whether they got a shock cos I don't even know them. hahhahah i guess that broke the ice later on.

Yes yes, she loves my ass. Keep asking how come so qiao.

lol Donald Bun and Umi.

We also took a series of photos in the bathtub. Donald was the privileged photographer.

haaha and we drank the night away. I introed them some drinking game. Bun is really hopeless at playing 7-up. Everybody is supposed to say aloud numbers in ascending order and say UP for numbers with 7 and multiples of 7. She always like shit lah damn funny her bf had to drink for her. Then she abit high and halfway went to bathe LOL.

At one time of the game, everybody had to name a hotel name and Umi said 'Hitler' Wtf she wanted to say Hilton, then too guncheong. hahahahha

Went home at about 4am i think. lol concussed.

Other random photos:

Cb donald always spoils our photo.

Bun shows you how to blow candles with STYLE.

Group photo!

Birthday Girl cutting cake.

Me and Donald

MBS ugly scenery with the construction work:

Bun's blur cock face after bathing and asking us -> "How to on back just now that tv channel?"

lol Happy bday, be healthy, stay pretty and retarded. May your dreams come true since you blow the candles until so wu sey.

Fucking taxi uncle

2011-08-27T15:09:00.004+08:00

Ah neh taxi uncle: Who are you voting?

Me: Tan Cheng Bock

Ah neh taxi uncle: ohh either him or tony tan win, singapore will be safe

me: TT win then singapore die

Ah neh taxi uncle: how can you say that

me: more foreigners

Ah neh taxi uncle: Singapore dont grow without foreigners we need them. Singapore grow then we got rice bowl. We need a prosperous country. Tan Cheng bock dunno the world things cannot meet other people.

me: (ignores)

Ah neh taxi uncle: I like Lee Kuan Yew i respect him. Tony tan will follow him

me: ya okay

Ah neh taxi uncle: Nathan also very good he help to bring business into singapore you know

me: no

Ah neh taxi uncle: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

i was damn irritated alot of things he say all wrong info one. Things like All the other 3 candidates dunno about economics, finance, etc. at one time he called Tan Cheng Bock tan Bock gey wtf? lol cos he doesnt really remember the other candidates' names

uncle you never read up dont kao beh la. thats the problem with all these older folks, brainwashed by our media that they only know tony tan.

sad

shuai ge

2011-08-25T18:26:00.000+08:00

Post Gai Gai Photos with ppgs

2011-08-22T10:58:00.003+08:00

We met up some time back lah for Planet of the Apes. Quite an interesting movie, but I would say it is more of a downloadable material.. lol :p

I gave donald the wrong timing for the movie lah, boy was he pissed!! hahahaha because of that he came 15mins late!

When he drove us back in his dad's pickup, Bun was saying 'Woah! it is like the USS roller coaster ride' LOL, it is true. Then Donald always damn fierce, 3 of us damn cramp but we didn't dare to move an inch in case he scolds us for blocking his side mirrors.. lol

OKay photos!

We had Thai Express..!

And she had me. LOL. she loves me lah always wanna kiss me ^_^

LOL check out the neoprint on the bottom left.

Can you see the dangerous creature?!?!

Hide's super fail model pose.

Love these girls lah. Some friendship will last a lifetime.. :)

Lastly, let me end with Umi's BHB photo. She zi lian.

Shin Kushiya with Umi

2011-08-22T10:40:00.005+08:00

Me: Hello, This is Citibank. Is this Esther Lua?

Umi: Yes

Me: You have an outstanding loan amount of $12,000.
Umi: ... HUH?

LOL.. stupid girl. hahahahaha. That was what I greeted her over the phone with. She wanted to KUP my phone already. what an ass.

Umi is now loving Sake after I introduced her to warm sake at Shin Kushiya. We went on a random weekday cos my friend pangseh me and she decided to pei me even though she already had dinner. so nice of her right? I kept telling her to stop eating her dinner cos Shin Kushiya offers so much better food!

True enough, her appetite came back when we started eating.. hahaha.

That's me with my new Bug Kia.

Look at Umi's noob face.

Hahahha we had so much food and 4 bottles of sake!! LOL.. ok la small ones but we really couldnt stop.

Love the tuna with the godly sauce!

Green tea ice cream and mochi kuays.. lol quite nice.

My Tofu cheesecake. not that fantastic but not so bad.

Muahhh!! Friendship over many years liao!! lol 4 yrs+ and counting!

It started from her wearing school Uniform sneaking into lanshop and me giving her free games..

LOL.

shhh. i was working part time lah then, at PC bunk. hee.

My sister's photo

2011-08-16T23:34:00.005+08:00

Me: I saw my sis' pic online. click this link

Donald: why

Me: just click

Donald: (click)

Me: HAHAHHahAHA

Donald: close it, disgusting

Me: (ignores and leave the nice pic there on the screen)

after a long 1min, Donald buey tahan and close my whole freaking chrome explorer with all my TABS open tmd!

wanna see how my sis looks like?

Presidential Election is like Lelong lelong

2011-08-15T10:24:00.019+08:00

Presidents who wanna donate their salary to worthy causes <- lol

Zhun bo? lol Probably they are already rich. Anyway.. all 3 of then (and most singaporeans) agree that the salary is too high. But like that is sibeh shameless, machiam asking for votes. I mean, you don't have to TELL the people this kinda thing before election one what.

I don't really care where the $alary go to, it doesn't come to my pocket what. wanna donate donate la but just do your job well. We would appreciate that MOST. no need growth package simi lan, I just want a country I can call my home. This is what irritates me the most now okay.

All these FTs are creating ALOT of social problems. Other then what's always on the news recently like fresh corpses in reservoir lah our Indians not allowed to eat curry lah, look at Rachelle Amy something something (forgot her last name, not impt). It's still not known whether it was her who posted the shit but it is not entirely impossible. Cos why would A HUSBAND sabo the wife like that? Anyway, the husband also sucks.

THE day is coming. Who are you voting?

More importantly, bear in mind.. TT = PAPpies.

TCB for the win! not forgetting he was the one who pushed the Free Sunday HDB parking, got shot down but eventually it was implemented by others.. and it benefits us all today :p.. and he was one of them who were against the influx of FT even before it happened.

People are saying TCB will be come pappies dog when elected but I'm wondering how old are these people.. because you need to know how to play politics what. must be "friend friend" to both sides to make things work. If you totally anti PAPpies, you think you will be allowed any voice to talk, to convince them or implement stuffs?! Think you all should know.. president's role in sinkapore is not like mr Obama. Anyway.. obama also jialat LOL nato.. ok dowanna side track here.

TJS promises too much liao, 1 president vs whole pap lol. let's be realistic, who are the people still sitting up there? U know i know.

SO TCB OK?

Btw, this is a 1min introduction on our dear Mr Tony Tan -> http://youtu.be/BkBlcxt50as

Please see that video okay and cast ur vote wisely.

Gaigai good times!

2011-08-14T16:04:00.005+08:00

Yums.. lol that's me and huifang from Halloween last yr. IT IS COMING AGAIN!! What should I wear this year?? :P hahahah i threw away my wig liao. I think it was 10 bucks lol.

Anyway, post updates.. lol

I went to the Marina Barrage with the girls.. hahahah wanted to picnic fly kite and all but it was damn hot lah. Damn, we were complaining walao shouldn't act sunshine girls key kiang come this kind of place do such activities. really damn hot and it was so crowded to find shades to settle down.

Some random pics... :p

Bun, me and umi.. hahahha

had a drink with my colleagues..

went to zouk with the ctss peeps.. hahaha we're trying to do a frame for Rui xiang. Look at CCS. He's already red!
Also, went to Yello Jello with Donald's friends. That's Brian and me. he is damn big size lah

Went to Sentosa with Donald also! Think we just walked around for fun.. haha

Sounds like alot of activities hor? No lar, it was spread across 3 mths.. :p

BORING SUNDAY! HURRR. Only good thing about today is that, I'm going Melben Restaurant at Toa Payoh later to eat crabss! wooohooo!! have you tried? REEEALLY great stuff and it gives u a REEALLLY big hole in your pocket.

So what should I do? surf the net and edmw.. I'm supposed to go jogging with Donald lah and he just gone for gym. hurr.. no i'm not gonna jog alone. lol bo motivation la like that.

After the edmw saga 2 days back

2011-08-12T17:03:00.004+08:00

Donald: lol so how does it feel to be pcc material
me: FUCK OFF

Donald: I go play game. See you later. You late I kill you

Best boyfriend ever right?

Bo Ko Leng

2011-08-12T12:36:00.003+08:00

Hello edmwers.

I'm not married, that photo is not me, I don't WOW.
I'm not from Monash and I'm paying my own school fees. so i'm not rich.
My bf is not yandao kia (lol)
I'm not cute or chio
but yes i am chor lor
Yes I surf edmw once in awhile
Yes hanabi is my best friend.

And Pennis low is my 2nd best friend. Yes I like to bootlick it benefits me what are you going to do about it?

>:)

Thanks for the "ego-boosting" thread but i am

Its tough being a singaporean

2011-08-10T13:27:00.012+08:00

i dont even care about national day anymore. I used to tune in annually, even though every year we're doing almost the same things, just different styles.

Our mp also didn't care about national anthem.. OR maybe she was just logging in foursquare to prove that she was there singing the song or googling for National Anthem lyrics. And they say she dropped her hp.. even a secondary school kid knows if the handphone drop better only pick up after the song if not kana discipline master. we were taught to grow up like that. Anyway, what wass the phone doing in her hand in the first place?
lol.. Youtube is your best friend for HARD TRUTH, my friends in the 61% category.

Indians wanna cook curry also cannot they already minority in Singapore liao. Asking Indians not to cook and eat curry is like telling Japanese cannot eat sushi.

So many people here in Singapore and I can't identify myself with half of them now. We had Singapore history but now, our Singapore story have to stop awhile cos sibeh no link all not singaporeans.

or maybe the history of singapore end liao.

lol.

Before, our streets were still safe to roam. Today, July & august almost every week we see slashing and people swimming dead in reservoir, water tanks in the news. Singapore is SUDDENLY not safe anymore. that's kinda sad cos I always took pride in this, that Singapore is a safe country. One day when we drop our wallets on the floor, i think it will also disappear like some countries. Our wallets already quite empty now anyway.. with our own people being jobless.

Such is the sad reality happening. I wonder what will our future be like here. Its like a place for people to just come in, take season parking with minimal price. Singapore is already so hot still got so many prc shouting nonstop (using their normal talking voice). Its like a super combo that gets me sibeh aggitated.

I had fun growing up here, thank god it wasn't like this. Can't say the same for my kids in future. :(

:) :(

2011-08-08T17:52:00.004+08:00

enter password to view

The Babysitter

2011-08-08T10:22:00.003+08:00

Me. LOL. I was their babysister.. (excluding the woman in the middle of course)

HAHhahahaha. Yes i'm the one doing the twist.

my hair so nice. thanks.

Wine bar on Saturday

2011-08-07T06:15:00.003+08:00

me: is nengjie fucking tanned or the lightings lousy here?

Jerylyn Siewfang: no he is really tanned. i feel like there's a need to scrub him clean.

me: nengjie u look fucking dirty why you so black.

nengjie: (wtf face)

Fucking sad

2011-08-05T21:57:00.002+08:00

Have you seen this video? I posted in my facebook a few mths back i think.
Just chanced upon it again and felt sad all over again for him.

because i always think that there MUST be someone in the world who loves u and want you in their life.

I wonder how this guy survived.. so mentally strong. i wish him all the best sincerely, really from the fucking bottom of my heart.

Makes me reflect and feel fortunate to be me. There're alot of people who love me. :)
Thank you all.

SECRET

2011-08-05T21:06:00.003+08:00

enter password to view

LOL

2011-08-05T15:28:00.005+08:00

ME: DONALD TEO. i thought you say u won't be fierce anymore to me. What did you say just now to me?!?!

Donald: go and eat your food

me: BEFORE THAT?

Donald: i forgot already.

Me: dont lie!

donald: okay, go and fucking eat your food.

Me: YOU FIERCE TO ME AGAIN

Donald: okok im sorry

Me: Apology has 3 parts hor

Donald: Okay I'm sorry, its my fault. how can i make it better

Me: BY NOT using the f word on me!

(and i proceed to chase him around the house hitting him,

and accidently kicked his dick abit)

Donald: u freaking hurt me!

Me: sorry sorry

Donald: You suck my dick

Me: ok im sorry, its my fault. I wont do it again.

Donald: where's the last part?!!?

Me: OK what i can i do to make it better other than sucking your dick

Donald: forget it.

LOL

#girlsalwayswin

Hanor hanor

2011-08-05T00:31:00.006+08:00

Donald teo:
no.1 - he gets tired after awhile of playing who-gets-the-last-hit
no.2 - he ignores me when i talk abt some stuffs tt he is not interested in. LOL. asshole.
no.3 - he asks me to put my hands on his tummy inside his shirt, saying "Now you know why i'm always warm
no.4 - i haven't try but i think he doesn't mind
no.5 - :)
no. 6 - yup
no. 7 - on my every work day, 12pm lol
no. 8 - i think he knows it by now.. :p
no. 9 - depends how much i force him to do that i think.. lol i don't like swimming
no. 10 - yeah, he won't hesitate to let me help him.
no. 11 - yeah he thinks im pretty until i also wonder why
no. 12 - ;]

What's the point of this entry?
I realise Donald is not bad. LOL

and he just made me coffee to encourage me in my mugging for exam this sat. Who's going zouk this sat? HOLLA at me!

别理我, 我很洒脱

2011-08-04T23:32:00.004+08:00

無法感受每次觸摸
是真的是熱的

你忽冷忽熱的溫柔
我寧願對你從沒認真過

在一起會比分開還寂寞.

我能做的很少

2011-08-02T13:00:00.005+08:00

我不舍得

但这是我的自由

我全都负责

Byebye Mei Ling

2011-08-01T09:57:00.002+08:00

bye Mei Ling, my bestie at work who always answers me "Away from you" when I see her and ask her where she's heading in office..

lol. gonna miss her loads.

Tabai

2011-07-27T11:57:00.004+08:00

You take the pieces of the dreams you have

Cause you dont like the way they seem to be going

you cut them up and spread them out on the floor

you're full of hope as you begin rearranging

put it back together again

But anyway you look at things

it seems like the lovers are losing.

Formspring

2011-07-27T11:27:00.004+08:00

lol cb i always wonder who is the fucker who keep asking me nonsense at my formspring. Think i mentioned once in this blog what that stupid donald always call me.

lol

anyway i just realised i did a fantastic description of myself in my formspring when i created it:

Your Bio

i am guai lan. :) known to be one, am one, always one.

other times, im shy, cute, punctual, lovely, neat, fat, organized and nice.

100% True Story

PPG gathering

2011-07-23T13:20:00.003+08:00

Powerpuff girls. LOL me, umi and bun. I forgot why we become ppg.

Anw, met them up for dinner together with Professor Utoniu aka ZARZAR. (girls, its not professor x please, that's from XMEN LAH)

We had dinner at mos burger. Initially wanted to go eat some ba gut teh because Professor U is muslim. LOL

took lotsa cock photos.. :D

Including neoprints:

If you see carefully, zarzar is drinking halal beer in the neoprint.

Girls must ngeh si take photo in toilets i also wonder why.

Can you tell i was trying to shoot a cupid arrow at umi?

PPGS! :D

it IS what you think she is doing to bun.

lol cute as usual bun bun

Some guy just walked up to us and said "Why don't i take the photo for you girls"
LOL.
i guess we took very long to take lah. hahahah so ask nizar to join us in the pic.

We really shld meet up more!! :D love them!

Anyway later we went to Starbucks to chill. There was a guy who was wearing those shorts like for running kind, and he had no underwear inside lah!! Bun was damn traumatised and for damn long. hahahha.

Anyway nizar is really retarded la. one of the few people who can crack me up CONTINUOUSLY lol

Bun's Brother bo ko leng

2011-07-23T13:19:00.001+08:00

it will be funnier if you know bun in person. She's just like her bro.

Haolian ppl

2011-07-17T15:42:00.001+08:00

"Attacking" someone weaker doesn't make you a stronger person

OK. for real. no more. absolutely.

2011-07-13T22:15:00.002+08:00

i am weird

2011-07-13T15:53:00.005+08:00

Can you tell?

Nothing to do with me looking extra tall beside those 160cm and below people. LOL.

i got weird knees. it bends inwards.

see.

spoil liao. Dick says is born with it one. really meh

Grace's Housewarming!

2011-07-11T19:17:00.003+08:00

Went to my colleague's house warming!!

at Pungol.. :P

See what Carin's boy did! He went snap snap happy with my digicam. Hahahaha.
Freaking took nonsensical photos..

Esp this one. I see already can't stop laughing. Freaking take the maid for fuck.

And she posed. LOL

You have no idea how many photos I have of this girl below in that particular facebook album. She's Grace's daughter, Wen Xi. SUPERRRR cute okay. she loves to read and share her books with the other kids. even when the baby arrived, she also wanted to share the books with the baby. the baby of course duno how to play yet lah.. hahahah but she doesnt know. so cute.

She was covering her eyes cos it was showing some scary cartoon on Tv. think it was Titans or something.. hahahah so cute right!! cannot take it!

More of Xi Wen.. :p

See. she will just pass people book and sit there quietly. LOL.. we were guessing she wants us to read to her. Aww.. see this side of donald. I realised Donald has a soft spot for little girls.. :) lol. He wasn't lidat to the boys lor!! hahahah

Donald has got all the kids all over him.. lol! look at the brothers. must wear same thing one.
I asked the younger one, "Why you and korkor wear same clothes?"

He said, "Because we are brothers"

and I replied, "Then who copied who to wear like that?"

He gave a blank look. Think he forgot. lol!

Oh, i was posing for Javier. Carin's younger son.. haha

When we were on our way there.. hahahah

hee.

lol Donald keep giving me the face like im very childish when im talking to the kids. hahaha idiot.

bo bian im a kid magnet.

every sunday is absurd dreamday

2011-07-11T10:29:00.005+08:00

had another weird dream.

I dreamt that I was in Minghao's house, and it was beside zouk. he has housemates also. LOL. best of all, i had my slippers there cos im supposedly his gf or something. and the slippers was the one that you can borrow at Chevrons' for $3.. LOL (chevrons has some weird regulations for guys to enter its ktv. must wear pants n shoes wtf right)

anyway, they were discussing whether to sell off the house there to make profit and later we all just headed to zouk. Minghao was like being friendly as usual but he was just particularly close to this girl. I tried to ignore it and later zouk is closing. and everyone has to run off from police (somehow) if they don't get caught they will get money LOL.. so me and minghao and some friends earned some bucks. its like playing sims3 like that, when we go back to Minghao's house, our bed has the $$ that we earned. hahah!! some bugger stole it and screeched off in a cab and minghao said nvm. then i said got like 1k plus winnings and he chased.

later we met up again, seems like he got hold of the culprit and the $$. and i asked him if he was interested in that girl. he had a guilty look

and i woke up.

LOL. told u my sunday dreams are bizarre.

我很好

2011-07-10T14:34:00.002+08:00

We love Frolick!

2011-07-08T17:02:00.000+08:00

LOL Siti's iphone app. do until our pic so happening.

She treated me Frolick Yoghurt. I love the original! + Milo balls as toppings. Yumss! What's your favourite flavour?!? shareeee

ouch

2011-07-07T20:25:00.001+08:00

My mind. an out-and-out mayhem. help me stop this turmoil.

2011-07-07T19:54:00.001+08:00

:( :*:) :(

2011-07-06T11:21:00.001+08:00

Donaldteo

2011-07-01T01:17:00.000+08:00

u must jia you for us

Bored? Had a bad day?

2011-06-30T15:24:00.003+08:00

Need a laugh?

I just clicked my blog ad (the top banner) and saw this Cosmo Youth Mascot Parade 2011 in it (among other activities lah)

I always thought people doing cosplay damn retarded. I know, i got dress up at Halloween but cosplay is wtf.

So if u need a laugh.. u may go down to Orchard Central on 2 July for a laugh at these ppl

http://shine.nyc.sg/event/cosmo-youth-mascot-parade-2011/

Okay, i know its their passion. but to me its retarded.

To me lah okay.

you can click my ad (:P) to see other YOUTH activities

Fairy Tales are bad for your kids

2011-06-26T00:28:00.001+08:00

How do you expect kids to listen to their parents as,

Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes back home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the King of Thieves, Batman drives at 320 km/hr, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys....

Should we be surprised if kids misbehave at times? ;-) they get these from their storybooks!

LOL

2011-06-24T09:25:00.001+08:00

等老公，不如up level 先。。

Beer Fest 2011

2011-06-22T10:46:00.008+08:00

WHAT UP.

Went for Beer Fest once again this year with my 'expire and throw' peeps. We were from Clementi Town secondary lah, and the slogan for our school was Aspire and Grow. hahahaha.

Sheila and Me. :p They always say i spoil photos. hahahah

I went for drinks with my colleagues first at Paulaner. need i say more? Nice beer and nice company. ;) One of my colleagues was super cute, half a glass of BEER die already. BEER leh, and half a glass!! WTH! hahahAHhaah super funny. She had to go home earlier and I walked her to the taxi stand. when we went down the lift, I got out and she was still standing in the lift stoning. lol.

buey tahan. When I got back to Paulaner, the rest were more or less getting ready to go. hahaha, and off I go to BEER FEST!!

I didnt know exactly how to get there so I saw this couple and asked for directions.. I can't remember her name now hahaha. Then being me, randomly started a conversation with her and we machiam good friends talk and laugh at her bf. she was quite cute also. :D~ hahahah

So bid her goodbye when I got there and saw CCS and Rui xiang. I was telling them, no matter what please dont get the JAZ beer, it is the WORST. Right after that, I saw that they were holding a bottle of Jaz beer each. AHAHAHahah

freaking $3 for each Jaz beer i think. of course lah so horrible. JAZ beer was parked near the entrance and there was this girl, Chloe, pretty lah! She offered to take photo with us and gave us free prints of the photos!! :D so cool right, and we were supposed to redeem JAZ beer with the photos. How about no thanks.

Right, that was Chloe on my left. No I do not want a hangover but it happened (if you read my previous posts) She pretty right! but realife prettier.

Anyway, i really drank alot of beer. I already had 2 glasses at Paulaner cos the beer there is jus so good. We couldn't find seats at beer fest!! So we had to loither around and meet nonsensical people. hahahah AND DENNIS, as usual sibeh bu yao lian come and compete with me 5,10 猜拳.

I think we were arguing about the forfeits. lol

He is asking for trouble lor play 5 10 with me. hahahahha!

His forfeit to beg for some snack from strangers.

Dennis damn sick cos you know this kind of places, sure got alot of left over bottles people anyhow put anywhere. He asked me to drink a mouthful from one of the bottles near us. lol I nearly puked in my mouth but told myself faster swallow. sick. It could be an ah neh one lor.

He freaking dare me to pluck out Sigmund's hair. I accidently plucked 2 cos stick together. Sigmund like nothing like that and I asked him if he felt it. He was like YAH OF COURSE. lol!I told Sigmund if Dennis lose again, he has to do pumping there and he did. LOL dennis had to go take photo with an indian cleaner.

Stupid Rui Xiang i gave him forfeit he thought I didnt catch him not doing it. There was some Red and White stripes on the floor, I told him to jump whenever he reaches the red, and scream when he reach the white LOL. he freaking walk one round and came back. blah

My forfeit to borrow the hat from this guy and take photo with him. I know he looks weird but he was actually quite cute when he didnt smile until like that. hahahah!

Guang xian and me naturally high liao screaming and jumping. lol!! I really love going out with these peeps.

Oh the culprit who later tore this Hand thingy later.. hahahahh I think she was trying to hit chin siang but his face too big and fat until the thing broke.

Here's a series of photos that may cause nausea in some readers:

There was a giant fan and the wind was super strong. so we decided to act like super models. LOL

Start with the most successful shot: Guangxian

The rest not in order cos all fail.

CCS the big face.

Dennis the menace with his 'sexy' butt

Jack posing shy shy with his tattoo. hahahah

Me, wanna laugh, laugh lah. HAhahahahaHa

That is Rui Xiang trying to act like the 2nd Soccer player

And me acting this guy. He got abit of Pa Jiao. hahahahah

Rui xiang and me.

Okay act sexy fail we all.

too used to baring my heart out

2011-06-21T18:09:00.001+08:00