of cos its fake but his fake stories really WTF.
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exam over liaoz
1 by 1 we boys get our kkj rammed at the lamppost.
(last time no camera phone. so we did these nobody GPGT and complain 1)
The girls at the side just look and laugh as we did these stupid things.
im the last 1. they purposely rammed my kkj harder at the lamppost.
when they throw me down, i tot i only left with 1 ball. but jump afew times, felt its back in place again.
wa buay song!
so we go target the girls that laughed.
They are like chicks running away from wolfs.
and I caught the slowest girl. we picked her up and rammed her cheesepies against the lamppost.
she scream and struggle until we boys very song. and nobody came to her rescue.
we bring it up a notch, we rub her cheesepies against the lamppost.
her screams became soft moaning.
den she pee. we quickly put her down and ran away.
(lucky last time no camera phone)
1 by 1 we boys get our kkj rammed at the lamppost.
(last time no camera phone. so we did these nobody GPGT and complain 1)
The girls at the side just look and laugh as we did these stupid things.
im the last 1. they purposely rammed my kkj harder at the lamppost.
when they throw me down, i tot i only left with 1 ball. but jump afew times, felt its back in place again.
wa buay song!
so we go target the girls that laughed.
They are like chicks running away from wolfs.
and I caught the slowest girl. we picked her up and rammed her cheesepies against the lamppost.
she scream and struggle until we boys very song. and nobody came to her rescue.
we bring it up a notch, we rub her cheesepies against the lamppost.
her screams became soft moaning.
den she pee. we quickly put her down and ran away.
(lucky last time no camera phone)
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we booked a chalet another girl's birthday.
after dinner BBQ, we all went back to the chalet to rest.
my other friends went out, say wan to explore the old changi hospital.
but actually they is went out to bring in the birthday surprise gift.
we knew the bday girl is timid, will definately say no to OCH.
and im assigned to stay back to keep an eye on her.
her sister also stayed back.
so now the chalet room only me and her and her sister. 3 person.
they were sitting at 1 corner having small talks and giggling. all secretive.
I got bored and lie down on the bed. unexpectedly i a hard on.
as im wearing boxers, its rather obvious.
i try to pretend im sleeping and flip to the side. den i heard whispers.
"did u see that?" "what is that?" "his boxer raised" "is he sleeping?"
"dont kay poh. come back here"
I think is her sister climb on to the bed and trying to see if im really sleeping.
I kept my eyes closed, continue to pretend sleeping.
"he already sleeping liaoz. its alrite la. come come."
They try to touch my kkj but im "sleeping" in the fetus position. they cant get close.
Den i decided, i flip over to the 大 position. expose my tent for them to explore. while keeping my eyes closed.
they touched it, lick it, smell it and even try rubbing it. i jizzed a little.
den the bday girl remove my boxer and grabbed my kkj, warned me not to pretend sleeping anymore or she will chop it.
I instantly jump up, run to a corner of the bed.
they come up towards me, pin me down and proceed to give me a bj.
after dinner BBQ, we all went back to the chalet to rest.
my other friends went out, say wan to explore the old changi hospital.
but actually they is went out to bring in the birthday surprise gift.
we knew the bday girl is timid, will definately say no to OCH.
and im assigned to stay back to keep an eye on her.
her sister also stayed back.
so now the chalet room only me and her and her sister. 3 person.
they were sitting at 1 corner having small talks and giggling. all secretive.
I got bored and lie down on the bed. unexpectedly i a hard on.
as im wearing boxers, its rather obvious.
i try to pretend im sleeping and flip to the side. den i heard whispers.
"did u see that?" "what is that?" "his boxer raised" "is he sleeping?"
"dont kay poh. come back here"
I think is her sister climb on to the bed and trying to see if im really sleeping.
I kept my eyes closed, continue to pretend sleeping.
"he already sleeping liaoz. its alrite la. come come."
They try to touch my kkj but im "sleeping" in the fetus position. they cant get close.
Den i decided, i flip over to the 大 position. expose my tent for them to explore. while keeping my eyes closed.
they touched it, lick it, smell it and even try rubbing it. i jizzed a little.
den the bday girl remove my boxer and grabbed my kkj, warned me not to pretend sleeping anymore or she will chop it.
I instantly jump up, run to a corner of the bed.
they come up towards me, pin me down and proceed to give me a bj.
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LOL like seriously?
funny thread.
but there's one particular story, I can't decide if its real or fake:
pee in classroom into plastic bag during oral exam.
teacher die die dun let me go toilet.
pee alr i throw the bag out of the window.
teacher die die dun let me go toilet.
pee alr i throw the bag out of the window.
LOL wtf right
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